GO FUCK YOURSELF!
(FOR TEN DOLLARS)

HIGHLY PERSONALIZED AUDIO FOR YOUR LOVED ONES
Do you wish there was some sort of service where you could pay a stranger to tell you or your loved ones to go fuck themselves?
And your budget is exactly ten US dollars?
Well, look no further.
For a one-time payment of ten US dollars I will send an audio message to you (or your loved ones), telling you to go fuck yourself.